No real political component here, but even so, VDB would be derelict in its duty if we didn’t pass along this strange yet enlightening synopsis of the Tiger Woods low-speed fender bender/domestic violence incident. It’s a Chinese production, and it duly offers viewers both scenarios currently in play: hapless Woods rescued by loving wife, and party-boy Woods nearly killed by Swedish harpy. All recreated Sims-style. A lot going on here, but see if you can spot the terrible vacuum-wielding mistress. Enjoy.