March 2nd, 2009

BREAKING NEWS: Santorum Apparently Still “Latin for Asshole”; Film At 11

by Philip Baruth

It would be tough to dislike anyone more than VDB dislikes former Senator Rick Santorum. It’s an ambient dislike, as well as an ideological disagreement, similar to that which VDB experiences at a Ben Affleck film. But since Santorum’s thumping at the ballot box in 2006, we’ve been oddly lonely, with no one to mock with that same level of relentlessness. Except Big Joe Lieberman, of course.