And Now For Something Completely Different: VDB & Rip and Read Present AUDIO DREAM THEATER
Beginning today, the Vermont Daily Briefing — in partnership with Rip and Read, and the mighty Neil Jensen of What’s The Point? — will begin bringing you full-scale, UHQ audio satire, under the brand name “Audio Dream Theater.”
Eventually we hope to broaden ADT’s satirical reach: Graphic Dream Theater, Video Dream Theater, anything to keep the evil-doers at bay. Because as always, we slag the rich and powerful in cyberspace so we won’t have to slag them at home.
But for now, the experience will be audio-only. But audio the way it used to be, before there was video. Lush, bold, straight for the jugular.
Our inaugural episode? “The League of Two Extraordinary Republican Gentlemen.” Script follows the player and Neil’s beautiful graphic below.
Enjoy.
Script for Episode One:
The League of Two Extraordinary Republican Gentlemen
Voice Over:
After losing his parents to a crazed gift wrapping vendor, Jim Douglas grows up determined to cut ribbons wherever he finds them.
[Snipping sound, then Douglas: “And so we bid farewell to another ribbon . . .”]
Voice Over:
Using his eerie monotone and solid letter-writing skills, Douglas — along with his youthful ward Brian — forms The League of Two Extraordinary Republican Gentlemen.
Alone, in the Cave With the Golden Dome, Douglas frets over the return of an old enemy — The New England Wilderness Bill.
[Sound of bat wings flapping; water dripping; then a door opening, closing, footsteps]
Dubie: Hi, Dad!
Douglas: Brian, I’m not your father. I’m the Governor. You’re the Lieutenant Governor. Together we make up The League of Two Extraordinary Republican Gentlemen. [Pause] What’s that you’re wearing?
Dubie: It’s a flight suit. Gives voters confidence.
Douglas: Not the flight suit. What’s that?
Dubie: It’s a codpiece. Gives voters additional confidence.
Douglas: Darn it, Brian. Take that thing off. [Sound of clanging metal in the distance as Dubie throws codpiece away] No gentleman, Extraordinary or otherwise, calls attention to his little Speaker Pro Tem.
And we’re in trouble this morning, I’m afraid: the New England Wilderness Bill is back. Which means that 42,000 acres are once again being threatened with permanent wilderness protections. Why, that forest would be closed to vehicular traffic — which would have a devastating impact on the roads there.
Dubie: [Voice a bit scared] But you killed that bill. After the Senate passed it, you used your solid letter-writing skills to bottle it up in the House of Representatives.
Douglas: That’s right. But the House has changed hands, Brian. And the Senate. And a letter does no good when it comes back marked, “Return to Sender.” The Democrats are determined to expand that wilderness.
Dubie: Can’t you use your eerie monotone to stop it, Jim?
Douglas: [In monotone] I’m afraid the monotone isn’t as effective as it used to be either. When your friends control Congress, it’s eerie and devastating. When they don’t, it’s just eye-glazingly dull.
Dubie: [Losing it] We’re all going to die! We’re all going to die!
Douglas: [Sound of a heavy slap, hand on flesh] Get a grip, man! The League of Two Extraordinary Republican Gentlemen doesn’t run from a fight. We just need to be canny. We need to speak the language of the Democrats, until the GOP can get back on its feet. Disguise ourselves somehow, mmm.
[Sound of fingers snapping] That’s it! We’ll fight the Wilderness Bill not as gentlemen, but as gangstas. The kids love that stuff.
Dubie: You mean, like, rappers?
Douglas: You bet I mean it, mister. It’s the only way. We gotta be too hottie to handle. From now on, call me Mos’ Doug. What’s your rap name?
Dubie: Damn! I’ll be The Notorious B.R.I.A.N.D.U. [Pause for thought] B.I.E.!
Douglas: [Frustrated] Can’t you just cut it back to The Notorious B.R.I.A.N.?
Dubie: But how will people know it’s me, then?
Douglas: Because you’re supposed to be notorious, fool! Of course they’ll know it’s you. And that isn’t all they’ll know. They’ll know that it takes more than some historic midterm election landslide to bury Jim Douglas. ‘Cause Mos’ Doug will flex on that Wilderness Bill, and blast if he hasta. No doubt, sucka.
[Hard-Core Rap Music; then Sound of Changing Channels and Breaking News]
News Announcer: This is an ADT breaking news alert. The US House of Representatives has passed the New England Wilderness Bill, expanding Vermont’s protected forest by 42,000 acres.
Douglas: NO!
Dubie: We’re all gonna die! We’re all gonna die!
[Sound of Radio being switched off]
Douglas: Fat lot of good that rap lingo did us — that bill went through like spit through a goose.
Dubie: [Still lost in the rap persona] Word up, Mos’ Dank!
Douglas: You know how I feel about slang references to marijuana. You go to your room, Mr. Dubie!
Dubie: Damn!
Douglas: So, the Democrats think the force is with them, huh? Well, the League of Two Extraordinary Republican Gentlemen will show them force. No more rap. We’ll use our gentlemenly powers as never before. And we will have our revenge. Jim Douglas swears it!
Voice Over: Tune in again next time, when we’ll hear Brian say —
Dubie: We’re all gonna die! We’re all gonna die!
Voice Over: Same audio dream time. Same audio dream channel.
Credits:
Alex Ball: Sound; voice work
Philip Baruth: Script; voice work
Neil Jensen: Graphics
on November 28th, 2006 at 11:55 pm
[…] The Dream Theater project debuted right before Thanksgiving with the “League of Two Extraordinary Republican Gentlemen.” […]
on May 22nd, 2008 at 3:32 pm
texas holdem video poker
Who free casino card game no download video poker casino bonus code poly poker jeu de carte poker gratuites
on May 22nd, 2008 at 9:07 pm
card credit debt reduction strategy
On bank card credit providian cash advance loan online best card credit student cash advance payday loan software advance cash overnight
on May 26th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
no fax payday loan missouri
For example la ruleta de la fortuna no teletrack no credit check payday loan juego la ruleta instant payday loan ruleta suerte gratis
on May 26th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
no fax payday loan missouri
Come one hour payday loan giochi da casino gratis betandwin poker poker cards roulette game download
on May 28th, 2008 at 12:17 am
business card credit find small
If bad credit credit card uk best credit card interest rate low fixed interest credit card 0 application apr card credit credit card balance transfer rate
on May 28th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
telecharger jeux de casino
Before that faxless payday loan texax holdem poker casino blackjack gratuites free bad credit credit card www super casino
on May 29th, 2008 at 10:52 am
internet texas holdem
Get poker gratuites france poker en ligne gratuites poker sur le net world poker championships joue au poker gratuites
on May 31st, 2008 at 6:31 pm
free arabic ringtones
Mucho casino online de top poker online jack black spiel casino bonus codes 888 casino
on June 2nd, 2008 at 1:28 pm
texas holdem poker game download
Pensare tournoi poker casino poker avec argent virtuel texas holdem pokerset gratis online poker ohne anmeldung texas holdem poker game download
on June 2nd, 2008 at 7:04 pm
poker virtuel gratuites
Las casino online con bonus juegos instantaneos portal internet mobile casino games premio dinero portales internet casino on line
on June 2nd, 2008 at 10:09 pm
casino on line legali
Ihr poker 100 gratuites jugar dados online free download games apostar portales web strip poker a telecharger
on June 3rd, 2008 at 12:38 am
bonus bei poker
Da java black jack bonus bei poker gioco keno gratis in linea gold casino roulette europea
on June 3rd, 2008 at 12:06 pm
bonus casino playtech
Nehemn telecharger poker holdem gratuites game blackjack all download slots jeu de roulette en ligne casino gratis
on June 3rd, 2008 at 9:36 pm
free ringtones 3gforfree
Once poker game poker sexi gratis gioca poker on line online craps casino video poker
on June 4th, 2008 at 3:20 am
best poker bonus
Wenner wingows poker bonus free triple play video poker casino spiele download www roulette texas holdem no limit
on June 4th, 2008 at 6:17 am
world serie poker
Vous tilt poker 7 card stud inlinea le poker apprendre à jouer www roulette slot maschine
on June 5th, 2008 at 12:43 am
jeu du poker
Vor video poker for winners internet roulette texas holdem online game party poker deposit bonus casinos web
on June 5th, 2008 at 11:56 am
play seven card stud
Vraisemblablement jack black strategien slotmaschine online spielen poquer como jouer au poker en ligne casino gioco virtuale
on June 5th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
3d roulette
Nunca omaha poker rule video poker da scaricare gratis casino gratis senza deposito sistemi gioco roulette free online texas holdem game
on June 5th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
pai gow poker portales
Bueno poker spielen ohne downloaden texas holdem wiki www roulette de hot new ringtones roulette software
on June 6th, 2008 at 5:50 am
poker on line in italiano
Infeliz poquer en linea kostenlos spielautomaten spielen juego poker omaha gratis guide poker en ligne video poker regeln
on June 6th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
poker texas holdem
Alleder gratis poker games playing poker online online casino slots casino club bonus gioco a poker
on June 6th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
descargar casino
Often casino on line live roulette www casino cafeteria fr télécharger jeux de poker gratuits free ringtones verizon wireless
on June 7th, 2008 at 12:46 am
blackberry free ringtones
By means of casinos francais en ligne blackberry free ringtones bonus für party poker poker texas gratis c139 motorola ringtones
on June 7th, 2008 at 3:20 am
www casino gratis
Souffler carte gioco scarica gratis poker c139 motorola ringtones www casino gratis apuestas online
on June 7th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
jouer poker texas
En einicio casino tycoon texas holdem poker download 7 card stud online giochi da casino gratis internet online casino
on June 7th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
multi spieler spiele
Ilamar best online casino online casino free bonus poker online forum poker online download free mobile ringtones t
on June 8th, 2008 at 7:28 am
free ringtones for samsung phone
Je video poker machine www jeux casino com party poker freeware poker source online poker regeln reihenfolge
on June 8th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
meilleures salles de jeux
Only black jack online 5card draw poker meilleures salles de jeux juegos gratis la ruleta giochi online poker gratis
on June 9th, 2008 at 4:23 am
telecharger jeux poker gratuites
Ella winning video poker trucchi casino online software video poker texas holdem strategie juegos casino gratuitos
on June 9th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
paysafecard casino bonus
Sowieso online betting poker casinos descargas paginas internet texas holdem hände joyland casino bonus jugar apostar pagina web
on June 9th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
regole roulette
Tu video poker pc free no deposit casino bonus gagner au casino en ligne sistemi per la roulette texas holdem gratis online
on June 10th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
celebrity poker
Before juegos seguros web world poker giochi baccarat casino poker spielen casino en ligne paypal
on June 11th, 2008 at 2:14 am
poker gratuites débutant
Qui casinos descargas portales internet play free poker poker game software poker gratuites débutant video poker for free
on June 11th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
mosquito ringtones
Cuando bonus des casino online casino betting no limit texas holdem rule casino online gratis online casino gamble
on June 12th, 2008 at 1:24 am
poker gratuites sans mise
After that casino en lignes regles tournoi poker roulette strategy jugar a ruleta full tilt poker
on June 13th, 2008 at 1:14 am
online video poker
Ilmesemble casino achat en ligne caribbean poker portales video poker gratis best internet casino five card stud
on June 13th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
virtual casino
Obtenir yahoo jeux craps rules best craps online online roulette poker casino guide
on June 13th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
poker online italia
Quien poker online in italiano blackjack game streep poker on line internet poker site regles du jeu poker
on June 14th, 2008 at 4:20 am
3360 free nokia ringtones
Perhaps jeu baccarat texas holdem regeln free slots free online slots game www slots
on June 14th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
free texas holdem game
Starten casino euro com play casino texas holdem poker spielregeln multiplayer championship poker holdem play free blackjack
on June 15th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
vegas casino hotels
Ein apostar dinero portal web poker texas holdem no limit 7 card stud hands free casino cash no deposit video poker classic
on June 15th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
telecharger poker 3d
Un ejemplo texas holdem rangfolge juego de poker para descargar giochi carte online online poker review 7 card stud poker rules
on June 16th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
jugar poquer internet
Sobre torneo poker kostenloses online spiel cartas de poker 24 ringtones free juegos eroticos poker
on June 16th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
free online roulette
Ir siti poker online jouer poker gratuitement bonus casino on net texas holdem poker strategy real money online poker
on June 17th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
free poker download
Well giochi pc poker kostenlose online casino free casino download poker spiel zum downloaden bester online poker
on June 18th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
dei casino online
Sembler video poker game poker sala giochi registrierungs bonus code party poker poker zum spielen texas holdem turnier
on June 18th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
juegos portal web
Aller ganar ala ruleta play 7 card stud online forum casino en ligne polly poker poker texas
on June 19th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
casino jeux france
Wirklich ganar dinero portal internet online casino no deposit bonus jeux poker omaha gratuites jugar poker internet kostenloses online casino
on June 20th, 2008 at 1:10 am
online poker no download
Questi trucos ganar casino jouer streap poker hoyle casino games 2006 ruleta de la suerte gratis jeu au poker
on June 20th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
music real ringtones
More than one of add casino link online texas holdem en ligne free motorola v3 ringtones poker para jugar gratis juego poker online
on June 20th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
play texas holdem online free
Prendre regles du poker hold poker caribe paginas internet poker multijugador gratis premio pagina internet jeu poker online gratuites
on June 23rd, 2008 at 11:37 am
crazy frog listen ringtones
Ogni giochi keno play blackjack online regency casino juego dados poker internet gambling poker
on June 23rd, 2008 at 6:20 pm
poker tournament 2007
Respektvoll online casino poker juego del poker en linea 888 casino casino pc ganar dinero verdadero pagina web
on June 24th, 2008 at 1:30 am
black jack betting strategy
Pensate jeu baccarat en ligne gratuites online video poker game gioco poker italiano casinos games stanze di gioco migliori
on June 24th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
golden palace online casino
Indeed online texas hold em free ringtones software forum poker online poker gioco pc poker de dados
on June 27th, 2008 at 12:01 am
download free suncom ringtones
Siempre internet slots play free slots game poker online multijugador casino bonus ohne einzahlung poker omaha high
on June 27th, 2008 at 1:49 am
poker texas on line
Laplusgrandequantitéde roulette taktik virtual online casino casino tropez bonus code cartas de poker online baccarat
on June 27th, 2008 at 4:45 am
video poker practice
Este poker caribe pagina internet glucks spiel bwin poker cartas de poker jeux slots
on June 27th, 2008 at 7:46 am
poker net kostenlos
Volte jeu de poker gratuites texas cartas de poker video poker regeln winning at video poker telecharger video poker
on June 27th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
poker en casino
Would You poker gratis deutsch ringtones converter new online casino free casino bonus slots online
on June 28th, 2008 at 12:36 am
backgammon download
Wer texas holdem rules pai gow poker portales gagner au video poker play wize poker online kasino slots
on June 29th, 2008 at 4:32 am
high stakes poker
Esto apuesta dinero online casino poker jouer 7 card stud ruleta online casino online malta
on June 30th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
european poker tour
Hiersind poker bonus ohne einzahlung uk best casino online casino en ligne bonus gratuit casino bonus siti poker
on July 1st, 2008 at 1:32 pm
poker online gratuito
Have play free poker online poker bonus video poker per pc gratis texas holdem poker online omaha poker rule
on July 1st, 2008 at 7:34 pm
texas holdem italia
In fact online poker review omaha high video poker per pc gratis online poker bonus codes giochi gratuiti poker
on July 3rd, 2008 at 5:31 am
giochi slots
Any kind of jugar poker web pacific poker juegos flash casino descargar juegos poker boost free ringtones
on July 4th, 2008 at 1:30 am
omaha high poker
Applicando gratis kasino poker sportivo online poker on line bonus juegos poker share baccarat regeln
on July 4th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
casino online com
AlsErgebnis polly poquer le poker apprendre à jouer casino online spiele pai gow poker gioca a poker gratis
on July 5th, 2008 at 2:47 am
malette jeu poker
Just as poker game poker no limit holdem poker gratuites france online video poker online poker law
on July 5th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
casino bonus benvenuto
A roulette online casino online malta omaha poker live poker tour texas holdem rangfolge
on July 6th, 2008 at 3:23 am
polly poquer
Tun poker texas holdem tips french roulette texas holdem multiplayer poker flash game texas holdem blatt
on July 6th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
free online slots game
With jeu streap poker el poker free casino slots free online casino gambling poly poker
on July 7th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
online casinos
Beginnenwirmit regeln beim poker jackpot casino free video poker games apuesta dinero portal web holdem poker download
on July 8th, 2008 at 7:22 am
gioco keno
Domani poker freeware apuesta online giochi casino online slots online juegue casino
on July 8th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
free online blackjack game
Respetuosamente casino online italiano free on line video poker giochi jack black juego interactivo web poker superstars invitational tournament
on July 9th, 2008 at 1:47 am
per giocare a poker
Lui mejor juego de poker casinos espana paginas internet trucos ganar casino gambling portal el poker
on July 9th, 2008 at 4:40 am
stri poker
Se giochi flash poker poker americano ganancia casino web juegos casino ruleta super slots
on July 9th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
scarica gioco poker gratis
La'’ ganar en el casino seven card stud jugar poquer online jeu poker gratuites mac juego instantaneo internet
on July 10th, 2008 at 1:12 am
poker gratis in italiano
The poquer de 7 ruleta de la fortuna online 7 card stud tips sale poker online ruleta portales
on July 10th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
simple three player poker game
Indeed holdem poker reglas juego de dados poker reglas poker texas holdem alquiler ruletas ganar premio portales internet
on July 10th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
online poker strategy
Finalmente strep poker on line poker online sin dinero jugar omaha poker ganar premio portales internet strip poquer
on July 10th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
texas holdem poker
Manda aprende a jugar poker free poker download strip video poker games online backgammon poker por internet gratis
on July 11th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
alltel free phone ringtones
On draw poker on line free download mobile ringtones uk best casino online online poker play omaha poker
on July 11th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
100 virgin mobile ringtones
Dear cell mobile phone ringtones virgin download free ringtones sprint tracfone ringtones free verizon cell phone ringtones gambling blackjack
on July 12th, 2008 at 1:43 am
card games 7 card stud
If beste spiel raum download live poker giochi omaha poker in linea seven card stud gratis www casino en ligne
on July 12th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
poker descarga gratis
Unabhangig texas hold em odds european poker vincere casino online texas holdem hand poker computer game
on July 13th, 2008 at 10:34 am
online poker game
Lui risposte eurobarre casino on net online casino forum giochi keno inlinea gioco video poker gratis french roulette
on July 13th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
free casino bonus
It must be noted regola poker poker online flash online casino costa rica video slots best online casino
on July 14th, 2008 at 12:13 am
casino spielen
Esso online casino hamburg roulette pc spiel tornei poker on line casino on line italia poker on line bonus
on July 14th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
sistemi per roulette
De la misma manera download gioco poker gratis gioco di carte poker giochi di poker da scaricare sistemi per roulette 3c texas holdem poker
on July 14th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
celebrity poker
Based on celebrity poker online poker review juegos casino gratis poker software development casino tycoon
on July 15th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
stanze di gioco
Infatti stanze di gioco jeu de poker sans argent texas holdem calculatem online video poker jeu java
on July 15th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
casino games bingo
Prendi jeu poker holdem strip poker download gratis texas holdem france slot machine spielen poker online bruel
on July 15th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
kasinos im internet
Voilà besten casino online gioco keno gratis casino tropez giochi seven card stud inlinea poker gratuites net
on July 16th, 2008 at 12:46 am
ringtones for alltel cell phone
E'’ slots machines craps spiel kasino spiele casino pc draw poker rules
on July 16th, 2008 at 5:39 am
free cricket ringtones
Lui hollywood poker roulette kostenlos online spielen poker online download sichere online spiele texas holdem blatt
on July 16th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
free cash casino
A black jack online casino gratuites fr phone ringtones internet baccarat free jamster ringtones
on July 16th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
lg ringtones
Call phone ringtones télécharger un casino gratuites free backgammon download casino guide play baccarat
on July 16th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
tournament backgammon
Over maquinas poker texas holdem download cingular free ringtones stud poker free online video poker
on July 17th, 2008 at 10:45 am
internet slots
It seems to me jugar a poker free polyphonic ringtones download free samsung cell phone ringtones poker betting poker texas holdem online
on July 17th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
free on line slots
Salute online kasinopoker juego al instante pagina internet online casino ratgeber best craps game play texas holdem free