More Canadian lunacy. It’s not enough they’ve taken their dollar to parity with ours. Now they want Obama too. Apparently the Democrat’s poll numbers are higher than any living Canadian candidate. Quel Homme! the t-shirts say. Well, VDB has one word for the Great White North: Never. Never in hell, Paul Martin!

(And yes, we realize that Paul Martin is no longer Prime Minister of Canada. We weren’t cursing that Paul Martin. We were cursing this Paul Martin. Just so we have our Paul Martins straight.)