So Mitt Romney was attacked on a plane yesterday, coming back from the Olympics. As in another traveler tried to hit him. News reports say that Mitt simply asked the man in the seat in front of him to return that seat to the proper upright position for take-off, and the man went into a violent rage. Without any provocation of any sort from Romney. Seriously. Romney did nothing annoying or Mittish that would lead a guy to want to take a poke at him, to the best of our knowledge. And if this guy happens to land on MSNBC with some sad tale about how Mitt annoyed him to the breaking point, it’s all a pack of sad, sad lies, people. Really.