November 12th, 2010

It Was Only A Matter Of Time

by Philip Baruth

For those with a little ready cash in this down economy, a sweet bargain just showed up on Craig’s List: “Used nuclear reactor with several years life left in it, fair condition, needs plumbing repairs, TLC. Slate gray exterior, lovely river views. Very motivated seller has already relocated to Louisiana, all offers considered. Contact Wayne for more info.” Asking price $39,999, but no doubt will dicker.