Bachmann’s Ability To Function Effectively Will Never Affect Her Ability to Function Effectively, In Case You Thought It Might
When confronted yesterday about reports that she suffers from crippling migraines, Presidential contender Michelle Bachmann delivered a statement, which ran in part: “I have prescribed medication that I take on occasion whenever symptoms arise and they keep my migraines under control. But I’d like to be abundantly clear: My ability to function effectively will not affect my ability to serve as commander in chief.” Do VDB a favor: read that last sentence again, which Time’s Michael Crowley transcribed verbatim. How long, Lord? How long with these intellectually challenged yet telegenic Republican woman with the annoying accents?