September 16th, 2011

A Very Sad Day Here At VDB HQ

by Philip Baruth

Charlie Sheen kicks off the absolutely standard and predictable rehabilitation tour, admits to Leno that over the past year he was “losing,” asserts that he is not mad at his network honchos anymore — and never did, in fact, have tiger blood. Please, if everyone could just . . . you know, leave for a few minutes. VDB needs to be alone with this news.