Unsatisfied with his high-profile visit to an English-only cheese steak stand earlier in the week (that’s not a joke, unfortunately), Senator Rick Santorum has decided to pump his re-election bid by claiming to have found the long-lost weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

We would take ten minutes and show why this is so very desperately pathetic, but that’s ten minutes we’ll need on our deathbed, to relive Santorum’s stinging loss to Casey in the 2006 election cycle.

But Danziger’s got it well covered.